have you tried to explain to your friends and family that you have in fact received a rich education from the esteemed bird school, only to be met with scoffs, rebuttals, and general doubt? no more, for today you can provide the naysayers with concrete evidence of your breathtaking intellect. print out your bird school degree today and tell the world, “i went to bird school, which is for birds!”
I fear sometimes that people sort of see me a certain way from some of these roles, and I can’t wait for the opportunity to be like, “I’m such a dork!” Really, really — I’m such a dork. I just pretend to be cool.
If only every concept was explained with a Disney reference, I’d be doing even better in law school.
When people shit talk my favorite team i be like
If I ever get pregnant I think this is how I will break the news
Where the fuck
Is the puck
my fashion sense is called i am cold and pissed off
1954 Detroit Red WIngs Playoff programme. The WIngs won the Stanley Cup that year against the Montreal Canadiens in Game 7 Overtime on a goal by Tony Leswick.